Author: Vixen
Tarzan
Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked ‘Why’? The animals told him……… ..’Your tail is in the front’
Today’s research
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is…
Penis Tax
New tax effective Jan. 1, 2000 The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard…
Breasts Augmentation
Breasts augmentation has been all the rage in the last few years, it made me wonder why do many women, even career women and not only strippers or women who use their body parts as an attraction in their jobs,…
Teatime love bite
Woman almost bit off her husband’s willy as he cooked pancakes for tea – while she gave him oral sex. In the heat of passion, he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her naked back.…
News from Denmark
A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals. The 30-year-old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals,…
Comparison
Two boys were skinny-dipping and one couldn’t help noticing the size of the other’s manhood, so he asked, “How did ya get it that big?” The other boy responded, “Well I rub it down every night with lard.” Two weeks…
A marriage add
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70’s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT…
Nudist colony
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist…