The Best Q’s and A’s Todate

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Q: Why is $ex like shaving?
A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today… tomorrow you’ll have to do it again…

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

Q: Why do 90% of gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% of boys are right handed.

Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY… it is SHOWTIME!

Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later

Q: My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why?
A: Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!

Advantages of having an affair with a married women.

  • They give like hell.
  • They do not yell.
  • They do not tell.
  • They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

Signboard outside a prostitute’s house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy…

New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Just for Laughs

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.


Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.


Q: What’s common between men and video?
A: Both go backward…forward…backward…forward…backward…forward… stop and eject


Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means you are fucked up.


Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction
A: A teabag.


Qualities to be a perfect wife:
In short, she must have good

B.R.E.A.S.T. S


Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.


Q: What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is Sociology.


Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.


Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy’s hand.

Looking for an old story

A while back I read a story about a teen and a mature woman. He wanted her but she was reluctant.

Somehow, he gets his clothes dirty and then while she’s putting his clothes in the washing machine, he comes from behind and inserts himself into her somehow and fucks her. She pretends that nothing is happening and doesn’t stop him at all.

I’ve looked everywhere for this story, I can’t remember the title, the author or where I read it.

If you know this story and where to find it, please let me know.