A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

“What are you doing?”

“I’m moving to New York. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 a night for doing what I do for you for free.” She answers.

A little later, on her way out, the wife walks past the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he is going, he replies, “I’m coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year.”