Clean One
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.” So he tied her up and went golfing.
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Lent
On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her Catholic Groom had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was apparently not going…
Asking for a Raise
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not…
Nude Runner
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh my…
Interview For Visa
A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain visa: Consul: Your name please? Saudi: Abdul-Aziz Consul: Sex? Saudi: Six time a week! Consul: I mean Male or female? Saudi: Both male and female sometime even Camels! Consul:…