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Just like that!

John JJ. Clark | May 26, 2008

The French say ‘Cherchez la femme’ which means ‘Look for the woman’. The more common saying is ‘Behind every great man there is a woman (and behind every loser too)’. In my experience, this is generally true. I just read a story that illustrates this to a great extent. The story is Just like that! [...]

Drunk in bar

Vixen | May 16, 2008

A drunk is sitting in a bar. There is a very buxom blonde a few seats down from him with breasts size 44DD’S. A fellow at the end of the bar calls for a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the lady’s breasts and spills all over [...]

Dad makes prom dress

Vixen | May 13, 2008

And you thought you had seen it all, here’s a ‘safe sex’ dress! Pretty original, to say the least…

Internal Revenue Service – IRS auditor

Vixen | May 13, 2008

At the end of tax year, the IRS sent a revenue agent to examine / audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: ‘I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings? ‘Good question,’ noted the Rabbi. [...]

Ms Bikini (Iranian)

Vixen | May 6, 2008

How Did I come into this World ?!

Vixen | May 5, 2008

A Kid asks: ‘Daddy? How did I come into this world? The Daddy Answered: ‘ Well, my child, some day I’ll have to tell you any way, The Kid asked again: ‘So why not today?’ The Dad Respond: Please, listen carefully: Mom and Dad met each other in an internet cafĂ©. In the bathroom of [...]

Great Air bags

Vixen | May 3, 2008

BIG NEWS FROM HARLEY DAVIDSON !!!!!! Harley-Davidson is proud to be the first motorcycle manufacturer to offer AIR BAGS as Optional Equipment on the 2008 Harley-Davidson Motorcycles.

Soldier or Nun

Vixen | May 1, 2008

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, ‘Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I’ll explain WHY later.’The nun agreed. Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, “Sister, have you seen a [...]

Following Directions

Vixen | May 1, 2008

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