Vixen | September 29, 2008
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to [...]
Vixen | September 25, 2008
A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain visa: Consul: Your name please? Saudi: Abdul-Aziz Consul: Sex? Saudi: Six time a week! Consul: I mean Male or female? Saudi: Both male and female sometime even Camels! Consul: Holy Cow! Saudi: Yes, Cows & dogs too… Consul: Man, isn’t that hostile? Saudi: Horse [...]
Vixen | September 22, 2008
Very funny, LOL
Vixen | September 21, 2008
The wife came home early and to her surprise found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman who was wearing the wife’s underwear and also what appeared to be the wife’s clothes on the floor. She screamed at her husband ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare [...]
Vixen | September 19, 2008
Woman’s Perfect Day 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in….5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and fresh warm croissants; open presents-expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with Frangipani Bath Oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, [...]
Vixen | September 18, 2008
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her ‘Loosen up Grams, These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!’ And out she goes. The next [...]
Vixen | September 18, 2008
After a two year visit to the United States, Michelangelo’s David is returning home to Italy .
Vixen | September 17, 2008
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing. The following week [...]
John J. | September 16, 2008
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