Clean One Posted on July 17, 2012 By John J. Funny / Jokes One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.” So he tied her up and went golfing. Share this: Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on X (Opens in new window) X funny clean joke Funny Joke joke Post navigation ← Erotic Story writing contest on Storiesonline for April Fools 2012Never have sex next to a parrot! →