A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are […]
Merry Christmas
Which one of the women below has the breast implants? Who gives a shit? Merry Christmas…
The Body Builder and the Blonde
The body builder takes off his shirt, and the blonde says, “What a Great Chest you have!” He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.” He takes […]
Leather Dress
When a woman wears a leather dress, A man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak at the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. […]
Asking for a Raise
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at […]
Cannibals’ Dreams
Son: Should we take her home and eat her ?? Father: Are you crazy, we take her home and we’ll eat your mother…
Precious Lesson
Joke: Johnny sees daddy going into the woods with aunt Jane and runs home to tell mom