A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. […]
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Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He […]
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Plastic surgery
Model sues plastic surgeon in Mexico for not making her nipples even after a breast implant. The doctor said, “They looked good to me!”
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Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs […]
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Hellooooooo
Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, “Hello?” “Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, “But […]
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Polite way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner […]
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Smart cock
A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one […]
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Eternal Eve!
God Said, “Adam I Want you to do Something for me.” Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?” God said, “Go down into that […]
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Medical Solution
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted […]