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That Good Old Johnny

Vixen | April 26, 2008

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, ‘Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!’ That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, ‘I won the prize for the Best toast of the [...]

Taking a Woman to Bed

Vixen | April 25, 2008

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to [...]

Smart Old Bugger!

John J. | April 24, 2008

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, “No, I’d like to [...]

‘Next Life’

Vixen | April 21, 2008

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get [...]

Sex with an Older Man

Vixen | April 18, 2008

When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey. Oprah asked, “Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are always working and at your age I think that is remarkable.” George said, “I just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do when I [...]

Funny Video

John J. | April 18, 2008

Vaseline

Vixen | April 17, 2008

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks [...]

Plumber with a sense of humor!

Vixen | April 16, 2008

Gotta love this guy!!

Catholic Upbringing

Vixen | April 15, 2008

As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this [...]

How to Save the Airlines

Vixen | April 14, 2008

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell — they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, [...]

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