John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at […]
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Catholic Upbringing
As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found […]
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How to Save the Airlines
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell — they don’t […]
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The Alligator and the Blonde
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. “I’ll […]
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It sucks to get old
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical examination. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take […]
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Not Long enough
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a […]
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Little Sally :)
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother: “little Johnny showed me his willy today!” Before the mother could raise […]