Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, […]
Asking for a Raise
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at […]
Asking for a Raise
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at […]
Precious Lesson
Joke: Johnny sees daddy going into the woods with aunt Jane and runs home to tell mom
A Damn Fine Explanation
The wife came home early and to her surprise found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman who was wearing the wife’s […]
Perfect Day
Woman’s Perfect Day 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in….5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and fresh warm croissants; open […]
Honesty pays off!
Dear Husband I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I […]