One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything […]
Night Call!
Telephone rings at night… Husband: “If its for me then say that I am not at home” Wife answers: “He is at home” Husband: “What the hell?” Wife: […]
Nasty Child
A man goes to the church to confess: “Hi father, my 5 year old son is very naughty. He made all the female servants pregnant.” Father Incredulously “And […]
High Tech Women
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the […]
Not all blondes are stupid
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but […]
Happy New Year Joke
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to for a fancy New Year’s Eve costume party… Then he had a bright idea. When […]