A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. “Nice bike,” the cop said. […]

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are […]

Mrs O’Flynn was having a shower one day when, just as she bent down for the soap, she slipped and unbalanced, she did the splits and landed heavily […]

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with […]

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore […]

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, […]

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties […]

After a long night of making love, The guy notices a photo of another man, On the woman’s table by the bed. He begins to worry. “Is this […]

A beautiful woman went to see a gynaecologist. The doctor took one look at the stunning woman and all his professionalism went out of the window. He told […]