A Kid asks: ‘Daddy? How did I come into this world? The Daddy Answered: ‘ Well, my child, some day I’ll have to tell you any way, The […]
Great Air bags
BIG NEWS FROM HARLEY DAVIDSON !!!!!! Harley-Davidson is proud to be the first motorcycle manufacturer to offer AIR BAGS as Optional Equipment on the 2008 Harley-Davidson Motorcycles.
That Good Old Johnny
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at […]
Taking a Woman to Bed
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her […]
Smart Old Bugger!
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking […]
‘Next Life’
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an […]
Sex with an Older Man
When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey. Oprah asked, “Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are […]
Vaseline
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it. The bike […]