Sex with an Older Man
When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey. Oprah asked, “Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are always working and at your age I think that is remarkable.” George…
Vaseline
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years…
Catholic Upbringing
As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Wearing what can only be described as…
How to Save the Airlines
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell — they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss? The strippers would at…
Answer to the Kilt Question
The guy seated next to the Queen is priceless! And the picture with the kids is so funny! If you wait long enough, all questions finally get answered.
The Alligator and the Blonde
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. “I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my…
Interesting
1. Losing all your friends Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.” 2. Brother wanted…
Signs of spring
I saw the first sign of spring today Those open toed shoes are a dead giveaway!