Internal Revenue Service – IRS auditor
At the end of tax year, the IRS sent a revenue agent to examine / audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: ‘I notice you buy a lot…
How Did I come into this World ?!
A Kid asks: ‘Daddy? How did I come into this world? The Daddy Answered: ‘ Well, my child, some day I’ll have to tell you any way, The Kid asked again: ‘So why not today?’ The Dad Respond: Please, listen…
Great Air bags
BIG NEWS FROM HARLEY DAVIDSON !!!!!! Harley-Davidson is proud to be the first motorcycle manufacturer to offer AIR BAGS as Optional Equipment on the 2008 Harley-Davidson Motorcycles.
That Good Old Johnny
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home…
Taking a Woman to Bed
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 — You tell her a story and take…
Smart Old Bugger!
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his…
‘Next Life’
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for…