It sucks to get old
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical examination. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’ The next…
Great tattoo until…
This guy had what he thought was a great tattoo… Until he went to jail !!!
Not Long enough
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in…
The Irish
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, “Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs an get me slippers?” “No bother,” he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy’s two…
Tarzan
Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked ‘Why’? The animals told him……… ..’Your tail is in the front’