Gotta love this guy!!
Catholic Upbringing
As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found […]
How to Save the Airlines
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell — they don’t […]
Answer to the Kilt Question
The guy seated next to the Queen is priceless! And the picture with the kids is so funny! If you wait long enough, all questions finally get answered.
The Alligator and the Blonde
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. “I’ll […]
Interesting
1. Losing all your friends Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says “If you […]
Signs of spring
I saw the first sign of spring today Those open toed shoes are a dead giveaway!
It sucks to get old
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical examination. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take […]