Darned Clever, these Canadians!
Perhaps America and Europe should consider changing their currencies, too. Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting. The Canadians have decided to redesign their currency to…
A Wedding Invitation from the mother-in-law…
I’ll give you two reasons why he’s marrying her!
Asking for a Raise
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not…