Jane, Arlene and Camels
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the…
World’s smallest [legal] swimsuit – 2008
The Stren Line company recently sponsored a swimsuit competition. The only requirement was that the swimsuit be held up by fishing line. Here is the winner: It’s held in place with clear fish line.
Just for Laughs
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night. —- Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage? A:…
In Love Sometimes you have to be Tough
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed…
Bedside Photo
After a long night of making love, The guy notices a photo of another man, On the woman’s table by the bed. He begins to worry. “Is this your husband?”He nervously asks. “No, silly,” She replies, snuggling up to him.…
Gynecologist Visit
A beautiful woman went to see a gynaecologist. The doctor took one look at the stunning woman and all his professionalism went out of the window. He told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke…