Silly Old Fart
After his annual check up, the doctor said to the elderly man “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?” “In fact, I do,” said the old man.…
Surprise !!
You are at a wedding………… You are a total Diva. The best dress, a perfect hairdo… You fall in love with an invited guest . You get secret looks the entire night… On the dance floor, he’s by your side…
Courage ?
Is it to fly a fighter plane into combat? Is it to practice free fall parachuting? Is it bungee jumping, white water rafting? Is it to gamble your salary on a coin toss? Is it to insult the doorman at…
Nice Gift
After 35 years of work in postal services, a postman is preparing for retirement and he works his last day as a Postman. One family gives him a pan as a gift, another one gives him a key-tab, and when…
Men, They Never Listen
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. “Sir,” she said “You may use the ladies room if you promise not…
Funeral
Barry returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn, the doctor said that he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed…