Leather Dress
When a woman wears a leather dress, A man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak at the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. -Ever wondered why? ……Because she smells like a new car.
Asking for a Raise
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not…
Cannibals’ Dreams
Son: Should we take her home and eat her ?? Father: Are you crazy, we take her home and we’ll eat your mother…
Precious Lesson
Joke: Johnny sees daddy going into the woods with aunt Jane and runs home to tell mom
Severe Solutions
Dear Staff, Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy in US since last Christmas, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement. This scheme will…
Gynecologist’s Assistant
A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more – “Can you give me some more details?” he asks the clerk. The clerk…
1 Minute Management Course
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the…