Vixen | August 15, 2006
woman almost bit off her husband’s willy as he cooked pancakes for tea – while she gave him oral sex. In the heat of passion, he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her naked back. She clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed her on the [...]
Vixen | August 15, 2006
A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals. The 30-year-old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire. The man, who is suing the hospital, [...]
Vixen | August 5, 2006
Two boys were skinny-dipping and the one couldn’t help noticing the size of the other’s manhood, so he asked, “How did ya get it that big?” The other boy responded, “Well I rub it down every night with lard.” Two weeks later they were back at the swimming hole. Once again, there was a comparison [...]
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