A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her […]
Leave it for Italians
The Jewish man said, “Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, and she screamed […]
Great Opportunity
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After […]
Masculine Depression??
A woman accompanies her husband to the doctor. After a detailed exam the doctor takes her aside to talk to her about the results: “Your husband suffers from […]
Silly Old Fart
After his annual check up, the doctor said to the elderly man “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like […]
Men, They Never Listen
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. “Sir,” […]
Onions and Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are […]
The Body Builder and the Blonde
The body builder takes off his shirt, and the blonde says, “What a Great Chest you have!” He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.” He takes […]