… the doctor replied, “Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a doctor. In over 20 years I have never laughed at a patient.” “Okay then,” Bob said, and […]
Precious Lesson
Joke: Johnny sees daddy going into the woods with aunt Jane and runs home to tell mom
Gynecologist’s Assistant
A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more – “Can […]
Biting Back
One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, “You know if you firmed this up we […]
Interview For Visa
A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain visa: Consul: Your name please? Saudi: Abdul-Aziz Consul: Sex? Saudi: Six time a week! Consul: I mean […]
Roses Buds and Hanging Baskets
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go […]
Honest Husband
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. […]
Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He […]
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs […]