Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, “Hello?” “Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, “But […]
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Polite way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner […]
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Eternal Eve!
God Said, “Adam I Want you to do Something for me.” Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?” God said, “Go down into that […]
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Medical Solution
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted […]
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Second Opinion
The doctor said, “Tom, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition […]
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My Private parts died
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was […]
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Drunk in bar
A drunk is sitting in a bar. There is a very buxom blonde a few seats down from him with breasts size 44DD’S. A fellow at the end […]
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Internal Revenue Service – IRS auditor
At the end of tax year, the IRS sent a revenue agent to examine / audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he […]
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How Did I come into this World ?!
A Kid asks: ‘Daddy? How did I come into this world? The Daddy Answered: ‘ Well, my child, some day I’ll have to tell you any way, The […]