Review: The Preacher Man by hammingbyrd7

The Preacher Man by hammingbyrd7 is a story set in a far (more than 8000 years), post-apocalyptic, future about a new human society based on ‘Meritocracy’. It is a story of a great injustice inflicted on this future’s women and the unraveling of a cruel society at the hands of our protagonist in order to bring justice to all.

It’s an interesting read for sure. The author created an interesting world that was supposedly established by a founder greatly influenced by Islam. The society’s females were brought up to marriage age and prepared to live a life of slavery afterwards. On the night of their marriage, women’s brains were chemically fried to prohibit any long term memory retention, basically locking their personalities as ‘Eternal Virgins’, so that each day of their life was like their second day after marriage. This meshes well with Muslim heaven where each good man gets 72 virgins that stay virgins forever. They have sex with them and the next time it would be like it never happened. Personally, I wouldn’t want a virgin forever. It would be good if your partner knew what you liked and knew how to push the right buttons to bring you to a higher level of pleasure.

Few things in the story didn’t make much sense to me, like why would anybody want to have children in the described society? They can have as much sex without worrying about kids and after they have kids they don’t keep them, so there is no emotional incentive to conceive, especially in the society described by the author, where chances are that whatever offspring a man or woman has, they will never see them again and chances are that they won’t survive their school system. The author didn’t mention anything in the founder’s teachings that encouraged or mandated breeding.

The story is told in a series of snapshots of the protagonist’s life, nothing is mentioned about what goes on between those snapshots. No effort was made to depict the days to day way of life in such a future. The future described was a little cold for the lack of any kind of small details about daily life.

I recommend reading the story. It’s an enjoyable one, despite the author’s extreme affinity for numbers, dates and statistics :) .

I wonder whether the futuristic society created at the end of the story could survive long-term. Anecdotal evidence (from France for example) shows us that highly educated people that could control their breeding, and where women can decide whether they want to have children and how many, tend to have too few children to sustain their society.

I can see it all around me. Highly educated people tend to have too few children and the uneducated or ignorant tend to have a lot of them (in general, of course, like everything else, there are exceptions). This is the first time in history that humans face this issue. The more advanced we are, the less of us there are. It makes me wonder about our immediate future. A hundred years from now, who would be the dominant race on earth? will it be Muslims who’s religion and society mandate breeding like rabbits? Will the western societies survive such an onslaught? Will the future depicted in this story where Muslims prevailed come true just because of that reason? What do you think?

The author has writen a sequel to this story titled The Preacher’s Daughter.

Teatime love bite

woman almost bit off her husband’s willy as he cooked
pancakes for tea – while she gave him oral sex.

In the heat of passion, he lost his grip on the pan and
spilt boiling oil down her naked back.

She clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he
bashed her on the head with the pan.

Both only admitted how they received their injuries
after “intense questioning” by the hospital docs in
Carioca, Romanian.

The man needed treatment to his willy while the wife
had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.

News from Denmark

A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals.

The 30-year-old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire. The man, who is suing the hospital, said:

“When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell. Besides the pain, I can’t have sex with my wife.”

Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said: “It was an unfortunate accident.”


Two boys were skinny-dipping and the one couldn’t help noticing the size of the other’s manhood, so he asked, “How did ya get it that big?”
The other boy responded, “Well I rub it down every night with lard.”

Two weeks later they were back at the swimming hole. Once again, there was a comparison made, with no results.

The first boy said, “I did what ya told me. Every night I have rubbed it down with Crisco.”

The other boy exclaimed, “Well, no wonder. That’s shortening.”

A marriage add

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read:


On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had
no arms nor legs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow said. “Just look at you — you have no legs!”

The old gentleman smiled, “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”

“You don’t have any arms either!” she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled, “Therefore, I can never beat you!”

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, “Are you still good in bed??”

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, “I rang the door bell, didn’t I?”

The wedding is scheduled for Saturday…

Nudist colony

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half, but accidentally sends her the bottom half of the picture.

He is really worried when he realizes that he has sent the wrong half. But then he remembers how bad his grandmother’s eyesight is and hopes she won’t notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says:

“Thank you for the picture. You should change your hair style… it makes your nose look too short.”

Dentist Office…

An Old man has a bad tooth ache, he goes into the dentist office. The dentist brings him into the room and looks at the tooth, he tells the old man we cant fix it we need to pull it out! The dentist gets some novacane, the old man says I can’t take that…I am allergic to it! So the dentist leaves the room and comes back with some laughing gas…the old man says I can’t take that I am allergic to it! So the dentist is getting mad, leaves the room and comes back and sticks two pills in the old mans hand and says take these! The old man takes the pills and asks what were they? The dentist tells him it was Viagara! The old mans says Viagara??? the dentist says sure is…you are going to need something to hold onto while I pull your tooth out!

Great inventions

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.

At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.”

So Henry Ford thinks about it and says, “I want to hang out with God.”

So the guy at the gates points God out to Ford.

When Ford gets to God, Ford asks, “Hey aren’t you the inventor of woman?”

God says, “Yes.”

“Well,” says Ford, “You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1) There is too much front end protusion
2) It chatters at high speeds
3) The rear end wobbles too much
4) and the intake is too close to the exhaust.”

“Hmmmmm..” says God, “hold on”.

So God goes to the celestial computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results.

The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it.

He then says to Ford, “It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours.”

Public Nudity in the USA

Americans in the USA feel very uncomfortable when confronted with Nudity in public.

Despite the changed views on many aspects, Nudity is still a touchy matter with Americans of all ages. Many other activities that were once considered immoral are now accepted by the public like masturbation, premarital sex, and homosexuality.

We are very sophisticated today on many other topics but not Nudity. Commercial TV avoids nude scenes (prime time), nursing mothers must hide their breasts while feeding in public, and some universities removed from their art history classrooms reproductions of some nude paintings because professors insisted on being uncomfortable and even offended by it.

Public Nudity is illegal in most states in the USA today, but if it was legal would you go naked in public??